Look what the cat dragged in…tried on the mink schmatta and looked like my bubbe. I’ll stick with my hair coat thank you very much.
Note to PETA, I’m available as a spokesman…I’ll work for bupkes!
Dancing With The Stars here I come!!!
Pickpockets
Exusé moi, what mess? My two pals here must have escaped from the toy box, dug their way into Mom’s bag, chewed up all my business cards and her gum! Bastards!
Ran into my old boyfriend Russell at the park today — I was so happy to see him I got weak in the knees.
Oy Gevelt—where the H*#! are my presents? I may have been naughtly once or twice but jeeze!
His ‘iron’ is sure in the fire now!
I am so boooorrred with ‘Tiger’ and his women. How hard would it have been to have just kept his eye on the ball!
Just Doin What Comes Natually?
One little indiscretion at the dog park and I’ve been told I need to go to that ’sex rehab’. place! Is that fair?
Gobble, Gobble!!!
I’m off to my cuz’s for the big day…there had better be a setting for me at that table!
Swine Flu, Oh My Gosh!!
We can get it too!!! — take precautions and be careful where you’re licking and sniffing.
He’s back texting! My first love Pablo (my dog walker)
who disappeared without so much as the ‘let’s be friends talk.’ What am I going to do? I’ve moved on.
A-Rod is the Man, yummy!
What does she (that other blonde) have that I don’t? …hmmmm, maybe steroids.
