Just wondering…do my short ears make my head look big?
WHAT!!! NO POSTS SINCE FEBRUARY!!! I’m hoppin’ mad and looking for new representation!
Happy Valentine’s Day! to all my luvs…past, present and future…that includes you little monkey-face Banana Joe.
Getting ready for Westminster – got the memo – NO bare fleshy undercurves, NO buttock crack, NO nipples, NO visible `puffy’ bare skin and NO genitals! Are they kidding?
Chicken soup..told ya I was Jewish.
Rats! Forgot my password again…hate it when that happens.
That was it? The end? Kaboom!…okay, now what’s for dinner?
Oy…I hope I don’t have a peanut allergy!
I think that’s the dude I hooked up with last summer…so glad I lost his number.
3 yr olds’ bday party and i can’t get near that ice cream cake – s’up with that?
livin’ la vida loca…life doesn’t get better than this!
Sleepin on the job is part of the job…right?
Are you freakin kidding me 98°! I haven’t put my fur coat in storage yet.
Pssst…Those flip flops are so 8th St.
Next year in Jerusalem! Kin-a-hora.
My newest girl crush Cinders got robbed on Tuesday at Westminster!
Happy Valentines Day to Me!!! xox. All my bff’s are real ‘dogs’, so I’m just gonna eat this all by myself.
Seriously, a ‘Puppy Bowl’ on TV?
Luv the haircut…but did I need a Brazilian? Really?