Hey, where’s my driver?

Pssst…Those flip flops are so 8th St.

Next year in Jerusalem! Kin-a-hora.

My newest girl crush Cinders got robbed on Tuesday at Westminster!

Seriously, a ‘Puppy Bowl’ on TV?

Big shopping day…gonna need a little help, I can’t reach the door handle.

Aargh! This pirate ain’t givin up her booty!

Got my cell phone – check, Breath mints, check – Cash, check…Okay I’m ready for my surprise Birthday Party!

Yum Kippur…sounds like a tasty snack, got any for me?

Geeze the summer went fast…but oh the memories.

That’s it? They closed down the whole friggin town for this? uh oh…just saw the lights flickering, going in!

Yippee!!! It’s my Mom’s Birthday today…it’s gonna be a cake and ice cream evening!!!

What’s with all the vowels. Darn!

I think that’s too rare for you…let me taste.

Could be trouble…I seem to be leaning a little to the right today.

Mom can schvitz in the park with the Black Eyed Peas…I’m just gonna sit here in the ac and look beautiful.

Hey, I want in on on the Costco snacks!!!

Hey, get outta my way!

Bangs are hot right now…who needs to see.

Chutzpah on the triple!
Bet u didn’t think I knew Yiddish?