A Moving Violation Looking For A Place To Happen!
That’s me…driving, texting, shopping and shoot’n the breeze!
My Paws Have Landed!
I’m back in the Hamptons…snagged a Big Mac and fries on the way out, and I’ve got grass. Life is good.
I’m off to Hollywood to start shooting my new reality series – Roxie’s Roots – a “Who Do You Think You Are?” for Dogs and Cats.
Look what the cat dragged in…tried on the mink schmatta and looked like my bubbe. I’ll stick with my hair coat thank you very much.
Note to PETA, I’m available as a spokesman…I’ll work for bupkes!
Oy Gevelt—where the H*#! are my presents? I may have been naughtly once or twice but jeeze!
Gobble, Gobble!!!
I’m off to my cuz’s for the big day…there had better be a setting for me at that table!
