Really scary nightmare last night…I was ‘on sale’ and ‘marked down’ with a slew of Elmos! I’m still shaking.
Top 5 New Year’s Resolutions
#1 Me, get fit? I’m in perfect shape…
just need to eat more meat.
#2 Give back (I use recycled poop bags.)
#3 Spend more time with my loved ones?
I’m already glued to her side – could use
a little more male time!
#4 Quit smoking…did that years ago!
#5 Go back to school? (been there, done that, got kicked out!)
#6 Visit my homeland, Madagascar…it could happen.
I think we’re back at the Vet so mom can get a few minutes
with Doc McDreamy…Hey, what about my knee!
A Moving Violation Looking For A Place To Happen!
That’s me…driving, texting, shopping and shoot’n the breeze!
My Paws Have Landed!
I’m back in the Hamptons…snagged a Big Mac and fries on the way out, and I’ve got grass. Life is good.
