Doo lick in public. Don’t overdo it.
Doo sniff tush. Don’t kiss anyone afterwards.
Doo show your love. Don’t hump strangers.
Doo make eye contact in elevators. Don’t eat anyones dinner on the way up.
Doo stand up when someone walks into the room. Don’t sniff the spot where you were sitting immediately afterwards.
Doo sleep your way to the top.
Don’t be shy about it.
The Roxie Wag 
Doo sleep with every good-looking male you can.
Don’t have them call your cell phone.