The Roxie Wag

A girl can never have enough clothes

I’ll be wearing this ‘Hot Pink Polka Dot Trench’ in the elevator and inevitably somebody says “What a cute boy” What is this, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy?

I’ve got Hood

Uh, Oh! Wardrobe malfunction.

I’ve gone Preppy. Could you vomit?

I’m baaaaad to the bone.

These were supposed to be Uggs.