January 9, 2011

That ‘get fit’ New Year’s thing — I’m done!


January 1, 2011

Top 5 New Year’s Resolutions

#1 Me, get fit? I’m in perfect shape…
just need to eat more meat.
#2 Give back (I use recycled poop bags.)
#3 Spend more time with my loved ones?
I’m already glued to her side – could use
a little more male time!
#4 Quit smoking…did that years ago!
#5 Go back to school? (been there, done that, got kicked out!)
#6 Visit my homeland, Madagascar…it could happen.