June 28, 2009

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To Tweet or Not to Tweet

I meet a lot of guys and I gotta say, I’m a bit fuzzy on ‘The Rules’ these days. How long does one wait after a meet and greet or a first date to ‘text’ him—how about ‘im-ing’ and ‘ichat-ing’? Does ‘friending’ him on ‘facebook’ say I like you, but we’re never, ever having sex? Is following someone on ‘Twitter’ the same as stalking?

I say it makes no difference at all… Men are men, they’re pretty basic when it comes down to brass tacks and respond to attention of any kind whatsoever. So tweet, text and im away!

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  1. Burt's avatar Burt said

    Did you ever see the text one dog sends another? It’s nothing but woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
    woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
    woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
    woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof

    It’s more moronic than even what human text.

  2. Carole dog's avatar Carole dog said

    gideon- I better tell my mom about that philosophy!
    xxxxrox

  3. Carole dog's avatar Carole dog said

    gideon- I better tell my mom about that philosophy!
    xxxxrox

  4. Gideon's avatar Gideon said

    forget about all this hi tech stuff, just sniff and lick and men will come your way.

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