August 4, 2016


Bringing my biz idea ‘DoggyAirbnb’ to Shark Tank!!


February 14, 2016


January 26, 2012


Luv the haircut…but did I need a Brazilian? Really?

November 13, 2011

Who says little, white, fluffy, city dogs aren’t athletes — I hiked 6 miles yesterday on a really hard steep trail!

January 27, 2011


March 27, 2010

I’ve got hoodie.

December 26, 2009

That’s what I’m talkin about!

June 28, 2009


To Tweet or Not to Tweet

I meet a lot of guys and I gotta say, I’m a bit fuzzy on ‘The Rules’ these days. How long does one wait after a meet and greet or a first date to ‘text’ him—how about ‘im-ing’ and ‘ichat-ing’? Does ‘friending’ him on ‘facebook’ say I like you, but we’re never, ever having sex? Is following someone on ‘Twitter’ the same as stalking?

I say it makes no difference at all… Men are men, they’re pretty basic when it comes down to brass tacks and respond to attention of any kind whatsoever. So tweet, text and im away!

June 25, 2009


Oh my gosh, got laryngitis—how is that possible in June, I ask you!—oh yeah, had to deal with the two scraggly yappers down the hall and lost my voice yelling at them. I’ll be back as soon as soon as I can speak.

June 16, 2009

Eating Well With Others


I know you cats are athletic and can jump from high shelves and catch mice and all, but just watch me beat you at licking this bowl clean of chicken? Ready set go.

May 28, 2009


Does this cookie make me look fat?

May 16, 2009

Separated at Birth


I can’t believe how much I look like Jane Fonda’s Tulea.
Only I don’t do bows, I do balls.

May 12, 2009

She said ‘we’ had to cut back


She said ‘we’ had to cut back, and it’s come to this.
A sink and a raggedy sponge.
Since when did ‘we’ mean just me? I’ve seen her new haircut,
and between us, there’s no way she cut it herself.