Got my cell phone – check, Breath mints, check – Cash, check…Okay I’m ready for my surprise Birthday Party!
Ran into my old boyfriend Russell at the park today — I was so happy to see him I got weak in the knees.
He’s back texting! My first love Pablo (my dog walker)
who disappeared without so much as the ‘let’s be friends talk.’ What am I going to do? I’ve moved on.
Love on the Rise
A tall, dark handsome man, a real McSteamy, put the moves on me while Mom and I were in the elevator. As we made our way up to our floor he couldn’t stop looking me up and down, and giving me the once over. Finally, he asked flat out, “Boy or Girl?”
(My first thought was-duh-this one’s not the brightest bulb in the box. Isn’t my heart-shaped rhinestone studded collar and leash a clue?) But without skipping a beat, Mom said, “girl!”
He looked back down at me, winked, and said “If she were a real girl, I’d be dating her.”… I think I’m in love.
The Roxie Wag 