May 18, 2009

Sheer Madness


Mom caved. The whole ‘cut back’ plan just wasn’t working for us, so I’m styling again! My regular hair stylist wasn’t there (don’t you hate when that happens?) Went home, looked in the mirror and I was a schnauzer – mutton chops and all! I just died. Went right back for a redo.

May 16, 2009

Separated at Birth


I can’t believe how much I look like Jane Fonda’s Tulea.
Only I don’t do bows, I do balls.

May 12, 2009

She said ‘we’ had to cut back


She said ‘we’ had to cut back, and it’s come to this.
A sink and a raggedy sponge.
Since when did ‘we’ mean just me? I’ve seen her new haircut,
and between us, there’s no way she cut it herself.