May 16, 2009

Separated at Birth


I can’t believe how much I look like Jane Fonda’s Tulea.
Only I don’t do bows, I do balls.


May 12, 2009

She said ‘we’ had to cut back


She said ‘we’ had to cut back, and it’s come to this.
A sink and a raggedy sponge.
Since when did ‘we’ mean just me? I’ve seen her new haircut,
and between us, there’s no way she cut it herself.