I’m off to Hollywood to start shooting my new reality series – Roxie’s Roots – a “Who Do You Think You Are?” for Dogs and Cats.
Look what the cat dragged in…tried on the mink schmatta and looked like my bubbe. I’ll stick with my hair coat thank you very much.
Note to PETA, I’m available as a spokesman…I’ll work for bupkes!
Dancing With The Stars here I come!!!
Pickpockets
Exusé moi, what mess? My two pals here must have escaped from the toy box, dug their way into Mom’s bag, chewed up all my business cards and her gum! Bastards!
Ran into my old boyfriend Russell at the park today — I was so happy to see him I got weak in the knees.
Oy Gevelt—where the H*#! are my presents? I may have been naughtly once or twice but jeeze!
The Roxie Wag 