July 24, 2013

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Just wondering…when’s the Royal Bris?

June 28, 2013

This humidity is just the worst!

May 24, 2013

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Just wondering…do my short ears make my head look big?

May 23, 2013

WHAT!!! NO POSTS SINCE FEBRUARY!!! I’m hoppin’ mad and looking for new representation!

February 14, 2013

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Happy Valentine’s Day! to all my luvs…past, present and future…that includes you little monkey-face Banana Joe.

February 12, 2013

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Getting ready for Westminster – got the memo – NO bare fleshy undercurves, NO buttock crack, NO nipples, NO visible `puffy’ bare skin and NO genitals! Are they kidding?

February 2, 2013

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Chicken soup..told ya I was Jewish.

January 15, 2013

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Rats! Forgot my password again…hate it when that happens.

December 21, 2012

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That was it? The end? Kaboom!…okay, now what’s for dinner?

October 31, 2012

Oy…I hope I don’t have a peanut allergy!

September 18, 2012

I think that’s the dude I hooked up with last summer…so glad I lost his number.

September 10, 2012

3 yr olds’ bday party and i can’t get near that ice cream cake – s’up with that?

August 11, 2012

livin’ la vida loca…life doesn’t get better than this!

July 18, 2012

Sleepin on the job is part of the job…right?

June 21, 2012

Are you freakin kidding me 98°! I haven’t put my fur coat in storage yet.

May 16, 2012

Hey, where’s my driver?

April 15, 2012

Pssst…Those flip flops are so 8th St.

April 7, 2012

Next year in Jerusalem! Kin-a-hora.

February 16, 2012

My newest girl crush Cinders got robbed on Tuesday at Westminster!

February 14, 2012

Happy Valentines Day to Me!!! xox. All my bff’s are real ‘dogs’, so I’m just gonna eat this all by myself.