August 20, 2011


Yippee!!! It’s my Mom’s Birthday today…it’s gonna be a cake and ice cream evening!!!

August 11, 2011

Oy…there goes my 401K.

August 6, 2011

What’s with all the vowels. Darn!

July 15, 2011

I think that’s too rare for you…let me taste.

July 4, 2011

Happy Fourth of July!!!

Could be trouble…I seem to be leaning a little to the right today.

July 2, 2011

Don’t move under there Jake, I see your wife coming up the beach!

June 5, 2011

Who let the dogs out?

May 27, 2011

Hey, I want in on on the Costco snacks!!!

April 26, 2011

Chutzpah on the triple!
Bet u didn’t think I knew Yiddish?

February 28, 2011

Go’in stealth on the Red Carpet.

January 30, 2011

Hmmm…I’ve had it…I’m headed to a beach, any beach for some fun in the sun.

January 29, 2011

Really scary nightmare last night…I was ‘on sale’ and ‘marked down’ with a slew of Elmos! I’m still shaking.

January 27, 2011

WTF!!!???

January 11, 2011

It’s 1/11/11 How cool is that! Think I’ll buy a lottery ticket!

January 1, 2011

Top 5 New Year’s Resolutions

#1 Me, get fit? I’m in perfect shape…
just need to eat more meat.
#2 Give back (I use recycled poop bags.)
#3 Spend more time with my loved ones?
I’m already glued to her side – could use
a little more male time!
#4 Quit smoking…did that years ago!
#5 Go back to school? (been there, done that, got kicked out!)
#6 Visit my homeland, Madagascar…it could happen.

January 1, 2011

One One One One!

Party on!!!

December 27, 2010

Snowpocalypse!

Where’s my Flexible Flyer? I can’t go down the hill on my tush!

December 25, 2010

Merry Christmas!

Oh Geeez that was a schlep…so where are the cookies?

December 21, 2010

Do ya think I can get a waiter any time soon?

December 12, 2010

I know its raining but does she expect me.
To read it or poop on it?