January 29, 2011

Really scary nightmare last night…I was ‘on sale’ and ‘marked down’ with a slew of Elmos! I’m still shaking.

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January 27, 2011

WTF!!!???

January 11, 2011

It’s 1/11/11 How cool is that! Think I’ll buy a lottery ticket!

January 9, 2011

That ‘get fit’ New Year’s thing — I’m done!

January 1, 2011

Top 5 New Year’s Resolutions

#1 Me, get fit? I’m in perfect shape…
just need to eat more meat.
#2 Give back (I use recycled poop bags.)
#3 Spend more time with my loved ones?
I’m already glued to her side – could use
a little more male time!
#4 Quit smoking…did that years ago!
#5 Go back to school? (been there, done that, got kicked out!)
#6 Visit my homeland, Madagascar…it could happen.

January 1, 2011

One One One One!

Party on!!!

December 31, 2010

When good snow goes bad

…a little help here?

December 27, 2010

Snowpocalypse!

Where’s my Flexible Flyer? I can’t go down the hill on my tush!

December 24, 2010

Psssst Santa…I’ve been such a good girl there’s just a thing or two I’d like, nothing special…
a diamond studded Fendi collar, a Maximillian ‘faux’ fur coat (I don’t do real fur,) Prada shearling snow boots, Uggs (I’ll take the raspberry color,) an engraved Chanel necklace with my name (BTW it’s Roxie with an ‘ie’,) a Burberry belted raincoat, an Hermes silk scarf, a weekend at Canyon Ranch (luv the hikes,) Ray Ban shades, a Tiffany dog bone, Frette linens, a Ralph Lauren terry bathrobe, lavender bath talc, and a 5 lb juicy (medium rare) steak from Peter Luger’s…okay the onions rings too.

December 21, 2010

Do ya think I can get a waiter any time soon?

December 17, 2010

Holiday Giving!

Sharing is…1 for you, 2 for me!

December 12, 2010

I know its raining but does she expect me.
To read it or poop on it?

December 8, 2010

Just for the record, I don’t do group hook-ups.

December 2, 2010

Looks like Chanukah is gonna be a bust…can you talk to the big guy for me?

November 25, 2010

Since I’m still here and you’re not Mom…we’ll be having some serious ‘Turkey Talk’ when you get back!!!

November 17, 2010

I think we’re back at the Vet so mom can get a few minutes
with Doc McDreamy…Hey, what about my knee!

November 4, 2010

What shot? I was too busy drooling over Doc McDreamy…best visit to the vet ever!

October 31, 2010

Boo!

I’m ready. Bring on the the little devils.

October 22, 2010

It’s been my birthday now for about 4 hours…can I eat this now?

October 14, 2010

I can’t quite put my foot on it, but something is definitely up.