December 20, 2009

I know I marked my territory but where the heck is the curb?

December 17, 2009

I’m all for getting Blessed, but watch the hands now Rev…

December 14, 2009

Do you do Hanukkah?

December 8, 2009

I’m gonna need to get a pedicure for these babies!

Are these what Dorothy wore?

December 4, 2009

His ‘iron’ is sure in the fire now!

I am so boooorrred with ‘Tiger’ and his women. How hard would it have been to have just kept his eye on the ball!

November 30, 2009

Just Doin What Comes Natually?

One little indiscretion at the dog park and I’ve been told I need to go to that ‘sex rehab’. place! Is that fair?

November 26, 2009

Gobble, Gobble!!!

I’m off to my cuz’s for the big day…there had better be a setting for me at that table!

November 23, 2009

Swine Flu, Oh My Gosh!!

We can get it too!!! — take precautions and be careful where you’re licking and sniffing.

November 18, 2009

He’s back texting! My first love Pablo (my dog walker)
who disappeared without so much as the ‘let’s be friends talk.’ What am I going to do? I’ve moved on.

November 8, 2009

A-Rod is the Man, yummy!

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What does she (that other blonde) have that I don’t? …hmmmm, maybe steroids.

November 6, 2009

Yea Yankees!!!
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For some inexplicable reason Mom took me to get my teeth cleaned today, instead of going to the Yankees parade.
I tried my best to get out of it and be there but didn’t happen. Sure hope the DVR is on. I sooo love a ticker tape parade. I get chills just thinking about it!

November 3, 2009

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My pal Tate lounging in his new bedroom reminiscing
about the “thing” he had with Warren in the 60’s.
(page 75…has all the details)

November 2, 2009

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Busted!

October 31, 2009

I’m all Trick or Treat!

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Bring’em on. I’m dressed and ready.

October 30, 2009

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whatchutalkinbout?

October 28, 2009

‘This Is It’ Alright!

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Mom went to the big MJ premiere — the hottest ticket in town last night. That’s right—tons of celebs, red carpets, paparazzi, adoring fans… and where was I?

October 23, 2009

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That’s not a Tiffany’s ‘powder blue’ box…what gives?

October 22, 2009

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Can’t believe I ate the whole thing!

October 22, 2009

The Big One OHhHHH!

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Where the heck did all these candles come from?
By the way in case you weren’t aware, 10 is the new 2 (in dog years).

October 22, 2009

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It’s my birthday tomorrow…not that I care but I’m registered at Tiffany’s, Bisquits & Bath, Karen’s, Calling All Pets, Barney’s, Le Chien and Petco (for all you cheapskates).