Just Doin What Comes Natually?
One little indiscretion at the dog park and I’ve been told I need to go to that ‘sex rehab’. place! Is that fair?
Gobble, Gobble!!!
I’m off to my cuz’s for the big day…there had better be a setting for me at that table!
He’s back texting! My first love Pablo (my dog walker)
who disappeared without so much as the ‘let’s be friends talk.’ What am I going to do? I’ve moved on.
A-Rod is the Man, yummy!
What does she (that other blonde) have that I don’t? …hmmmm, maybe steroids.
My pal Tate lounging in his new bedroom reminiscing
about the “thing” he had with Warren in the 60’s.
(page 75…has all the details)
‘This Is It’ Alright!
Mom went to the big MJ premiere — the hottest ticket in town last night. That’s right—tons of celebs, red carpets, paparazzi, adoring fans… and where was I?
The Big One OHhHHH!
Where the heck did all these candles come from?
By the way in case you weren’t aware, 10 is the new 2 (in dog years).
It’s my birthday tomorrow…not that I care but I’m registered at Tiffany’s, Bisquits & Bath, Karen’s, Calling All Pets, Barney’s, Le Chien and Petco (for all you cheapskates).
I’ve been trying on costumes all day long…thank god this Halloween thing only comes around once a year!
The L.I.E. is always a breeze for me!
We’re cruis’in home from summer on autopilot, and I’m in my happy place — no traffic down here — hate traffic.
Ferry Schmerrry!!!
On my way to Boston to visit the relatives for Yom Kippur…that’s right, to starve for a day — who ever said I was Jewish?
Happy Birthday Mom!!!!
That’s right—’double digits’— she’s 10. We’re going to be partying tonight!!!
The Roxie Wag 